Alberto Wants To Pay

Contador has spoken publicly of his desire to leave his current team to ride with Team Vitesse in 2010. Secret negotiations have been ongoing for the last 15 minutes between Contador's agent/brother and Johan the Wiley. Details of the pending agreement were leaked by unnamed parties overhearing Johan the Souse at a Casino Royale roulette table. Alberto has agreed in principle to paying Team Vitesse and its primary sponsor, Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory, for the privilege of riding with the team and using HL88's wondrous products. Although firm figures are not available, it is believed that Vitesse members have not put on much winter fat.

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