Cosmonaut Sustenance

HL88 - maintaining potenialities through activation


Work continues at the Cosmodrome

Adjusting the radio contact system to keep Johan in touch with Team Vitesse.


Java Nebula

Just as Johan would imagine deep space

sponsored by HL88:      Making robust corporate lifestyle choices with some regularity


Cosmodrome Renovations Announced

Following an incredibly successful year, Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory has made funds available for extensive renovations to the Westmount Cosmodrome.
Riders can look forward to relaxing and unwinding in front of a crackling fire on comfy overstuffed furniture. 


Team Vitesse is Iberia bound

Team Vitesse, sponsored by Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory, will be taking part in the Vuelta d'Espagne.  While on the Iberian peninsula, the boys will be staying at the:
in downtown Scarramunga.  A prime accommodation if ever there was one.   


Old is New again

Fresh out of rehab and feeling frisky, Johan, pictured above, is ready to take over the reins of Team Vitesse management (proudly sponsored by HL88 Manufactory).  Other sponsors would have long forsaken Johan's flamboyant style and criminal record but Vitesse riders seem respond to Johan's managerial magic.  "Sure he can be shrill at times but he knows how to motivate me to go spelunking deep in the pain cave" revealed Dr. K2 recently.  Lampo concurred sighing "Johan has allowed me to design my own training regime. I used to train incessantly but now I prepare for a stage race the night before".  bowtie-bob, formerly known as h2o in these pages perhaps put it best when he said "Johan has excellent access to ******** which I can ingest or inject directly into my ****** to deliver results without the need for long training hours in the saddle".


Clean Sweep

HL88 Manufactory utilizes the time honoured tradition of broom wagons.