LB need not worry about reduced lung capacity. Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory's soon to be released oxygen rebreather or "Pure Heaven Air Today" (PHAT) will serve to refresh and replenish lung tissue.
Countdown has been initiated at LB team HQ. The Murano Interplanetary Space Shuttle and Intrepid Lunar Explorer (MISSILE) has been loaded with surgical precision. The team mechanic and doctor will be left in the craft during the day today and may have expired from the heat by the time launch sequence occurs. A red Swiss jersey has been paired with black crotch friendly bibs for LB. Coordinate appropriately.
Has central command provided mission stats or is that classified until safely within the Cosmonaut Compound? LB's anticipated arrival time to the Cosmodrome is approximately 1730 hours. Requesting clearance with Cosmodrome authorities.
LB Away Unit Location
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- Assists in post workout acidification drainage
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k2nees availability starts at 1730....please advise if it worth
pushing launch time
t minus...and counting
H20 has been cleared by control tower for launch on friday @ 1830
hours. Launch site tba. Possible team car action to colchester launch
area. Please confirm availability and suggested launch sites. h20
Lampo bianco has also confirmed his availability for a friday launch.
The launch window has now been extended pending verbal confirmation from LB. 1730 is about as early as H20 can begin launch sequencing initiation.
LB: 17 hours 30 minutes confirmed for go sequence. Awaiting orders from central team command regarding muster point and mission orders.
H20: Johan desires that the team work the roads beginning at colchester
launch site. The green team car is available for transport to launch
site. Depending on LB's availability, murano rover module could meet
the green lunar rover at chadwick launch site or at colchester
cosmodrome. Green rover will carry h20 and k2 to cosmodrome in any
case. Awaiting advisory notification for 1730 launch initiative.
k2nees confirmed for deployment.
h20, please advise on pick up time and location for access to green lunar rover.
are cosmonauts allowed to be giddy like school girls or does father lenin look down on that type of behaviour?.....because boy am i looking forward to this
Cosmonauts should display a serene exterior while phreaking out
inside. A Johan maxim
LB: Have the logistics been engineered to accommodate all needed equipment if the green lunar rover is used to transport 3 cosmonauts to the deployment location? If so then we will save team cosmonaut funds by leaving the Murano interplanetary space shuttle at the Chadwick testing grounds at 1730 hours.
H20: Indeed 3 cosmonauts can fit into the green lunar module. Cosmodrome outfitting can be completed in the spacious cosmodrome changing area. Johan will appreciate the saving of interplanetary fuel if all 3 cosmonauts are within one unit.
Not will reduce and usage will the. If have questions concerns don't to cosmonaut. Let's together a tomorrow. By together can a to environment.
Obviously, Happy Lucky 88 accepts no responsibility for this unauthorized use of equipment.
K2nees is to be commended on his display of bravura and ballsiness for his race-ready installation. Other members of the team are now scrambling to match his inventiveness.
LB says "I have the SHITS and it really keeps me moving."
K2nees has announced, "Thanks to the SHITS, I have seamless shifting..."
h20 is obviously pleased with the SHITS, "It is just another most excellent reason to get up in the morning!"
Night Train exclaimed, "Thank you for the SHITS benevolent Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory!".
PE5GW says, "having the SHITS gives me more time to think and concentrate on what is important."
Made from genuine Obscurium, the rheostatic dial housing easily attaches to the SMEVEC 88T or directly to the bars of any bike. The proven durability and weight of Obscurium make it the best choice to house the patented dialling switch system from HL88. The rider will be able to dial in any gear ratio with the Obscurium dial switch.
Eventually the Obscurium Rheostatic Dial (ORD) will interface with a turbine motor to automatically change the front and back derailleurs. The turbine is currently under development. Many power options are being considered including solar, nuclear and wind power. Just consider your shifting being powered by the SMEVEC 88T's anemometer/speedometer. There is no greener power alternative possible!
Team members stay in what locals are calling "il Citi di Plywoodi". Each evening Team Vitesse "circles" the ferrings on Piazza San Marco to relax, recuperate, reduce, reuse, recapitulate, recalibrate and recline in their Plycra jerseys. Compared to the conditions in the wilds of Mesopotamia earlier this year, team members find the ground of the piazza quite comfortable. The team feels safe because rabid dogs and devious swamp lizards have yet to penetrate downtown Venice.
Rumours swirl around Venice concerning Astana's financial crisis. Apparently many Kazakh sponsors are refusing to honour their commitments. Could this mean that Lance and Levi might have to camp out under the plywood like regular bike racers?
Vitesse riders can rest assured that Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory and its secretive partners are backing them all the way to the finish line in Rome on May 31.
The return trip proved to be a bit more challenging. Riding straight into the teeth of the south wind, the average speed dropped to a paltry 52 km/hr even with the Prosperous Contented Obstruction Blocking. We can only imagine how slow the cyclists would have travelled without the use of that amazing aerodynamic product.
Johan was satisfied with the effort but wondered why it was so windy.