HL88 Manufactory now offers a moto helmet made of PLYWOODIUM, the 88th element on the periodic table. Known for its radioactive qualities, PLYWOODIUM resembles paper in its raw form. The special molding process means long wavy thick strands of PLYWOODIUM are pressed and shaped in proprietorial methods to the shape of your personal head (PHHT or Personal Head Helmet Technology).
The great innovation in using PLYWOODIUM for helmet manufacturing is its inherent radioactivity. Up to now, radioactive substances were thought to have adverse health consequences for all life forms. HL88 engineers have long argued against this theory and to show how safe PLYWOODIUM is, the new moto helmet comes with a 100% radioactive guarantee.
If you are still apprehensive, HL88 is offering a revolutionary face shield with each moto helmet. The face shield will block extraneous radiation from entering your face hole while maintaining the healthy radiation inside your helmet. The "WIN WIN" face shield comes free with each moto helmet ordered while quantities last.