Top 10 List of Reasons to Buy a New Bicycle

It is difficult to imagine that anyone would need a reason to buy a new bicycle. However, for readers out there who find themselves having to justify the purchase of a new velocipede, Johan has created the "Top 10 Reasons to Buy a New Bicycle":

10. None of my current stable match my pants.

9. My child doesn't need 4 years of post secondary education. 3 should be enough.

8. I am replacing one my dog ate.

7. This one has a scratch on it.

6. I don't have a bike made of this semi-precious metal.

5. I have this really nice seat post that is crying out for a bike.

4. My competition goes faster on their _________ and I need one too.

3. The bike I am riding has a flat so I am sick of it.

2. There is room to store one more bike here in the bathtub.

1. To be truly taken seriously as a curator, I really need to expand my collection.