27.10.09

Cross Season Ends in Tears

K2nees's cyclocross season has ceased to exist as of today. Due to mechanical problems with the plywood interface on the SMEVEC 88T, he has decided to hang up his bib shorts until next year. It seems that a titanium frame interferes with the globe positioning system on board the SMEVEC. K2nees has an armoury of titanium weaponry, none of which can withstand the stresses of HL88's patented biomechanical feedback system. As a result of the compromised information from the SMEVEC, K2nees often rides as if he is blind, deaf and dumb. Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory has recommended that he replace his fleet with cellulose based bicycle frames. At this point in time he is considering this option.

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