Happy Lucky 88 flirts with Ratio

A lot of discussion has appeared concerning the UCI's enforcement of an obscure Rule concerning Time Trial equipment. UCI code 1.3.024 states that the ratio between the length and the width of equipment cannot exceed 3:1. Nervousness swept through the peleton with potential last-minute changes necessary to the time trial machines. This rule could potentially affect the famed Prosperous Contented Obstruction Blocking, the ferring made of plywood specially designed for Team Vitesse time trials. Fortunately, Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory are blissfully unaware of the UCI rule book and were able to design the Prosperous Contented Obstruction Blocking, unfettered by any restrictions or preconceptions. Happy Lucky 88 always has the cyclists' best interests at heart. We contacted Johan at a Texas Health Spa who quipped, "Why is everything made of plywood?". Oh Johan, you are so humourous...