Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory, proud sponsor of Team Vitesse, perked up when it became aware of a bold new mushroom based sports drink from the
Central Mushroom Research Institute in North Korea. The rejuvenation of sportsmen and sportswomen is part of the HL88 mission statement and the Manufactory is understandably excited. HL88 is in talks with the Little Supreme Leader to purchase a small volume of the wonder product.
Limited quantities are available until resources can be diverted from creating a new substance for "shuttering the concrete by making use of leftovers from the processing of duck feathers and tanning". No doubt priorities are being prioritized by the Central Priority Research Institute in North Korea.
