New developments: during the folding of laundry last night, Hat Model handed LB a pair of his bib shorts. She frequently refers to the kits as ballet outfits, or leotards, or the like. Not very manly or becoming. Last night as she handed them to LB she said, "here's a pair of your cycle-tards". Lampo had enough and patiently explained in a loud voice that they are bib shorts or a kit or some such but not these demeaning terms she was using. After some consideration, she has fixed her sights on using cycle-tards as the new term.
Strangely enough, Johan had already officially approved the use of CYCLE-TARDS by Team Vitesse during the 1988 TdF. Johan is and always has been stretching the seams.