Monkey gets Phat Phenders

The old Surly karate monkey, a stalwart of cycling weaponry, has received a new lease on life. Having already been tamed for street use with Big Apple tyres, phenders have now been installed. This move further insinuates the monkey into the "mean street" mentality. K2nees created the gently curving wooden phenders by wearing hoops of precious endangered woods around his waist under his clothing for weeks at a time. By some strange twist of fate, the phenders match the rojo red monkey frame colour.
Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory has issued a press release congratulating K2nees for his ingenuity but stresses that such initiatives without plywood are prohibited without the express written consent of HL88.