Barry Hamlin (ADD, GF) first identified this potential danger and immediately sought to bring clarity and justice to his fellow humankind. He warns and rightly so, "Insertion of nasal apparatus into a plastic bag may cause a plethora of problems".
Today's famous person is Fausto, a close personal friend of Barry Hamlin. "One day Mr. Hamlin suggested a flat white sausage espresso. I liked it but something was missing. I added a double shot of espresso which plays off the sausage fat nicely" said Fausto recently.
Barry Hamlin - a name synonymous with great ideas and high quality actionable items. Mr. Hamlin first appeared on these pages in March of 2012 when Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory revealed that he was the mastermind behind the SMEVEC and other wondrous plywoodium products. As some of you might be aware, Barry Hamlin graciously agreed to appear as Famous Person #17 in GOAT AFICIONADO. He recently came back from an 18 month intensive high colonic retreat in a successful effort to "embark to alternative thought schisms".
One result of Mr. Hamlin's disruptive sanctuary is the creation of a new revolutionary diet, the SCHEDULED SANDWICH DIET. On a granular level, the regimen increases mastication efficiencies while reducing volumetrics. Simply stated, a single half sandwich eaten on the half hour beginning at 0830 hrs until 1130 hrs followed by apple #1 at 1330 hrs and apple #2 at 1430 hrs, will reduce the negative effects of gravity over a measured time period.
Barry Hamlin is an agile thought leader whose insightful innovations improve all matter from bosons to croutons. We are truly thankful that Mr. Hamlin deigns to share his permutations on nutrition intake with HL88 and its faithful followers.