A free standing cane means only one thing - a free standing man.
Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory has announced a wondrous new stage race - the HL88 Shrove Race to be held in 2015. Loosely associated with pagan ritual, the HL88 Shrove Race features pancakes at all rest stops along a meandering route through some of the most challenging lunar landscape similar to the moon. Packed with rated starch climbs and roads covered with pools of syrup like substances, the HL88 Shrove Race will be a "must consume" event.
Details on host venues are still being poured over by officials.
Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory has not been idle this last month. New ideas in helmet design were tested. Initial results are being tabulated but this particular design is likely to be popular in the bunch. Slipping it on is easy with its innovative strapless design. It relies completely on gravity to secure the helmet to the rider's coconut so peeling it off is dead easy. The tally man still has to confirm the cost. Best before dates are constantly being revised depending on the weather.
Reviews so far have been positive. Unique, astoundingly fast, snappy, surprisingly smooth, and envy provoking are just some of the superlatives being bandied about. Of course this praise refers to both the helmet and rider.