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EFOC Review

The professional peloton has weighed in on the EFOC, the derny trainer now available from Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory. Most riders are in agreement that the electric scooter and plywood drafting mechanism will change the face of racing and the faces of racers. Some recent quotes:
"Our bike handling skills will improve as we try to dodge the erratically flying plywood".
"Pain is good...Pain means you are good...Come on more pain...and the splinters will only cause more pain".
"When you hurt like a dog from injuries sustained from airborne chunks of plywood, you want to go and do it again the next day".
Johan probably put it best, "It is very good for cycling. It will separate the Lances from the mere Albertos".