Stunning authorized fotos from a Monaco disco appear to unmask a side of Johan that only his closest confidants suspected. Nights of relentless partying have changed the once convivial family man into something resembling the creature from the Black Lagoon.
These shocking revelations were published in the internationally renowned tabloid, World Weakly News. They show a fish like humanoid walking toward the mens' room. Another shot shows Johan in the lockup of the local constabulary.
Thus far there has been no comment from Johan. The man is probably sleeping it off.