Team Vitesse's involvement at the Giro this month has inspired one of the riders, K2nees. He has incorporated the SHITS into his time trial machine without the assistance of the engineer at Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory.
Obviously, Happy Lucky 88 accepts no responsibility for this unauthorized use of equipment.
K2nees is to be commended on his display of bravura and ballsiness for his race-ready installation. Other members of the team are now scrambling to match his inventiveness.