Johan has just endorsed smoking as a healthy alternative to breathing the acrid miasma derived from the off-gassing of the city landfill. "By coating the lungs with tar, the putrid, plycra melting stench of rotting garbage cannot negatively affect oxygen absorption", spake Johan. LB has already taken the "Johan challenge" and is now a pack-a-day man.
LB need not worry about reduced lung capacity. Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory's soon to be released oxygen rebreather or "Pure Heaven Air Today" (PHAT) will serve to refresh and replenish lung tissue.