HL 88 Origins

Many questions have arisen over the past 15 minutes about the origins of Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory. In attempting to allay controversy and continued misconception, engineers at HL 88 went back into the design vaults to reconstruct one of the first products manufactured by the Manufactory.

Dubbed the "Dickie Dee Ice Cream Glee" this wonderful contraption was ponderously slow and extremely difficult to maneuver. The design was eventually abandoned due to the clear and present danger it posed to all ice cream patrons. However, one can understand how Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory's love affair with plywood was nurtured and continues to this very day.