Lampo Bianco of Team Vitesse fame celebrates his 37th birthday today. Considered old by professional peleton standards, Lampo feels he is just coming into his prime. Aided by a performance enhancing formula devised by Johan and Happy Lucky 88, Lampo says, "the sensations are good!". He spends a lot of his spare time in the Most Abundance Fountain of Euphoric Youth Booth. "I owe my spryness and incredible good looks to this plywood tent in which I sleep every night!" declared LB in an exclusive interview with cyclingcosmonaut. This innovation in plywood technology converts any bathtub into a hyperbaric chamber easily and quickly.
Please join cycling cosmonaut in wishing LB an excellent 2010 racing season.