Lampo's Erudite Feedback

Since it is now officially the Year of Erudition, I believe we must take the initiative to celebrate and further stroke the egos of those narrowly over-intellectualized grey matter addicted individuals who choose to lord over others with their pedantic and condescending self-importance. This may proceed as such: "Yay, you're a social retard who clings to your book knowledge to feel any sense of worth but couldn't form a friendship let alone please a woman if you had too". Oooooo.... Alternatively, it may be time to begin screening for Productive Eruditisma Extemporanium Dismorphia (PEED) in the general population. If a diagnosis can be confirmed then the appropriate surgical Eruditendectomy can be performed. This dangerous procedure is followed by an intensive round of DEET (Discognitive Eruditional Extraction Therapy. The end result, with any luck, is the creation of the "Year of the Dood" (or Dude).