In a stunning rebuff of Team Vitesse, Cadel has signed with a new pro cycling team. This news comes after the gauntlet was thrown down in a special competition designed by Johan. "Riding my mowped is the best way to determine who is the best candidate for Team Vitesse", drooled Johan over his morning mead. The rest of team will still insist that Alberto cut Johan's grass. "Even when the sensations are good, riding that mowped for 200 kilometers is the most debilitating gardening imaginable" lamented Lampo.