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Inaugural Omloop het Johan

Doggedly following their manager's direction, riders from Team Vitesse partook of the parcours of the first Omloop het Johan. h20 received a telegram from the Omniscient One demanding that Team Vitesse go on a training ride. Physically weakened with knee problems caused by too much prayer, h20 was dubious about what laid ahead. Protected rider Lampo Bianco expected Johan to have organized traffic control but it was not to be. K2nees was unable to ride any of his stable of tits due to a nagging back injury caused an awkward lift of his thesis.
Into sleet, sun, wind and disgusting road conditions Lampo and h20 set off. Flushed with excitement the riders maintained a brisk tempo for the first 500 meters. They soon realized that they were alone without manager support. Lampo was very satisfied to have covered the 2.5 kilometer circuit in just under 2 hours. After thawing out his water bottles, h20 was full of praise for the Omloop het Johan. "There is nothing like riding past snow drifts on roads destroyed by frost heave with excruciating knee pain. Thank you Johan!", a jubilant h20 said.

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