HL88's Millenium Motto

Another major rebranding and philosophy shift has occurred at Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory. After ignoring input from focus groups around the globe, applying Johan's pointless insolence, and rejecting the pleas of stakeholders, HL88 has chosen a definitive motto indicative of its world dominance in cycling product production.

"Creating problems for existing solutions"

shall be the maxim for the beloved sponsor of Team Vitesse. Seizing on and then convoluting one of Lampo Bianco's few coherent quotes, Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory immediately adopted this new adage. In its press release, HL88 management announced, "We are now the sharpest button in the drawer. HL88 will continue to rain on everyone's balloon."

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