ANNOUNCEMENT of the newest jewel in HL88's arsenal
Happy Lucky 88 Manufactory is proud to provide photographic proof of its exciting new energy source, LIGNITE. Proprietary concerns forbid revealing the true source or much else about LIGNITE. The Westmount Cosmodrome is abuzz with the energy of LIGNITE. Soon available in reputable HL88 sanctioned venues, LIGNITE has the power of a car battery multiplied by any prime number of your choosing. IGNITE with MIGHTY LIGNITE and leave the peloton behind in a FRIGHT TONIGHT.