Eggplant - It's Official

If you haven't heard it yet, let cycling cosmonaut be the first to inform you that the eggplant has been designated as "Fruit of the Year" for 2009. The formal announcement was made by Steve Martin, recently beatified for his tireless work in promoting all things banjo.
Team Vitesse has been quick to adopt the eggplant's cause and is now soliciting funds from you to support ongoing work to raise eggplant awareness. You might be asking yourself, "How can Team Vitesse Ride to Conquer Cold Arm AND raise eggplant awareness"? Don't worry about it...we got this. We can because we are managed by the genius Johan and we blindly believe in his vision(s).


Anonymous said...

okay...maybe the Team Vitesse memo wasn't very clear, but I just ate my eggplant (for real)! Are we allowed to eat it or do we have to raise it's awareness (i'm think electrodes and an one of those brain monitoring apparatuseses)?

Either way we have to get Johan a typewriter, these hand scrawled memos after all night benders are just to hard to decipher.


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